A satiric piece with humour !
An Indian Satirist To have Pick On Sundry Topic Pouring Humour
Note: (N.B.) :- In this imaginary address I have used some Hindi Tadakaa I mean Hindi words only to justify with the real emotions .
Genre: satire and humour
A humourist in a Meeting.
He appears at the stage before the audience
He starts
Good morning good afternoon good evening
Dear audience you are surprised to here these three addresses or salutation while this is the time of morning only . But there is no need to go in depth to have this . Yeah it is india and you know here is no good morning no afternoon no evening and whenever you wake up yes it is morning then there is no matter that the clock shows evening or afternoon . Our day starts right now then when we only wake up from sleep not from the bed. We would stretch to and fro rub our eyes and palm see above to roof and mind God and His power . Then we wage to slide from the bed and then lose ourselves in the day routine . And try to perform our works and if not complete in the day then would leave fir the next day without any burden or worry . We believe in the next birth such as the next day . We indians are so sure about the next day. You would find this fact true that the households make or prepare the prickle for a whole year . The families buy wheat pulses, rice for a whole year it means they are very assure about the life. Good morning good evening good afternoon id the trend of the britishers and here in india there is no means of such salutations . In the britain the trend is followed because they are so punctual about time and scheduled and also well disciplined in their routine life . And we indian never take it seriously . We believe life is long and would see all in the next days so not get worried and do enjoy the life. The british live to day but die for tomorrow while we indians die to day and live tomorrow. Because we strongly believe in tomorrows and future . We indians don’t care about time and enjoying the time and its moments like see 4-5 indians spend out 3 to 4 hours very easily at the nuke or corners petty or small mobile tea stall so called Chay
Thadies, Revidies or Thelas and enjoy gossiping in waiting tea taking tea then starts discuss on any subjects . In friends company the abused are used as gems and jewels and get the pleasure of heaven at that ground . In india ah breakfast ,lunch ,dinner ,supper my foot no breakfast no lunch dinner no supper because
Whenever we sit for fooding or eating yeah enjoy only as dinner .
In this context I do deliver a very interesting and entertaining example . Yeah there was a marriage occasion of my friend’s sister . All the arrangements were well managed by us . I was the closest friend so my friend and his parents invites suggestions that what we would keep in the breakfast to serve Baraties. You know the barat system is in great india not anywhere in the world . Then after all serious thinking we decides Garmagaram Aaloo Bada, garm Pouhaa with namkin,pyaz, anardana, singdana and chana, garmagarm Jalebi,two piece GulabJamun ,one kela one apple ,coffee tea and a glass milk shake . Yes we were in the wait to come the auspicious Ghadi
Wow disciplined and promise keeping the Byayjee and his brought up Baratis . Yeah given number of guests from groom side were 100 to 125
But wow there were 4 luxuries coaches if 55 seaters and 10 texies and 10 personal cars . Yeah there was a big kafila.
The number of all the guests were only 300 then okay what can we Garaati do . Welcome warmly by slamming slap on the cheek . And quickly the head Butler or Chef said increase material because there are 300 plus guest . The chef said it’s not possible because for alloo bada need 10 kg boil alloo,but not possible the same in jaleb,gulab jamun , milkshake..But he suggests that I have made 350 people’s breakfast yes 125 theirs and 250 yours so the breakfast would be sufficient for the guests and in that duration I would prepare the breakfast for your home or local guest . Then it’s done okayed by us. Then ours attendants start serving the fixed items decorated plats with prompt zeal. The baratis guests start enjoying delicate breakfast . The food was so fresh and hot so guests picked up two three plates and the breakdown was about to end . What to do .We can’t say him please take one plat only. Then mid term I reached at the hall taking mouth codeless mike and declares Dear Baratis guests
It is just breakfast and dinner is just after one hour . And you know the people of india are most sensible and intelligent. Hearing it a lobby of barati got hot tampered . They shot bitter wordings. Mr if there was not your okaat status capability then why you invited or kept breakfast you should keep dinner only . By saying this you can’t insult us . You can’t stop us taking breakfast plats . How many plats we take it’s our right. And there were the situation if big fuss but ours elder came and handled the imbalanced situation.
We indians are great like this in many matters . Yes see one simple example. Yes if a person stand beside a road and start to see at the sky by certain gestures . Then many people would stand around him and try whatever he is doing . It means we have lot of time and do seek out entertainment and humour even in small and senseless things. If a fool person starts his foolishness activities at ang crossing of the road then see lots of people gather there and enjoy that fool’s strange activities . Thus to be fool they enjoy the fool.At there all are in a great leisure .So this examples prove that the indian people are the most pleasing person in the world. The watch that shows the time and to follow it the system work and the works are managed but we indians take it futilely and imprecate by saying who has made it ..Who has made number and account . Yes account introduced us to loss. Yes the numbers givev us the tragic feeling of being reduced if take age and feel shorten our life . And by clock and counting ah it seems that the life is very short and the speed of time is very fast .
*NK Sanatan